Kate Upton has pretty much cemented herself as the “it-girl” of our generation, this much we know. From the cleavage, to the blonde hair and, of course, that infamous “Cat-Daddy” video, it’s safe to say that the 21 year old holds a special place in all of our hearts.
However, as we know, all women expire, and in the case of the lovely Miss Upton…her date may have just passed. But don’t fret! There is another monster out there ready to take the world by storm. She’s young, fun and Dutch. Meet the beautiful Miss Nina Agdal.
And by just scratching the surface and barely getting to know her, we have learned that she is miles, if not light years better than Kate Upton. There’s something special about her that intrigues us. Sure, it could be her perfect figure and supple breasts, but she has sort of an exotic look to her that we can’t get enough of.
Granted, she’s the same age as Kate, but we feel because she hasn’t received nearly the same amount of exposure as her counterpart, she is essentially “less-tapped” and less broken. While this is a harsh reality, this is just the culture of the industry.
Sometimes you have to forget about the old and just embrace the new. And in the case of bikini supermodels, Nina Agdal has the edge. Need more proof? Here are 18 reasons why Nina is better than Kate!
Because Kate is ballooning.
While Nina keeps it tight.
Kate sounds like an idiot when she talks.
And Nina has an adorable Danish accent.
Plus she wasn’t even born in America and still represents our country better.
Nina has high standards and is banging singer Adam Levine.
While Kate was banging this assh*le.
Kate’s diet consists of burgers and fries.
Nina prefers some healthy fruit.
But when she does eat a burger, she makes it look damn good.
Nina also cares about nature.
Not to mention, she is all about preserving wildlife.
She also took f*ckboy to his prom, so you know she has a good heart!
Plus she is more innocent (remember: younger, faster, tighter).
Because of THIS!
But then again Kate can do this.
And this.
FRUCK!
